Delayed Flight

Delayed flight
As if out of spite
Unfair as fuck
Just my luck
Sabris law at play

Unusual circumstances my arse
This shits a farse
I'm sick to death of waiting
There's no point debating
So I'm gonna sit my ass in this seat
And revel with disappointment at this deceit

If I could fly this bastard plane believe me I would
Fuck the flight attendant and the pilot
I'm about to start a riot
First off they had me waiting at the wrong gate
Then they miss the take off slot and make us all late
I might have something important that I mustn't miss
Open heart surgery or a night out on the piss

These are some waste man tactics
Believe me darling that's my teeth I've just kissed
This shit aint funny. I'm mega pissed
Pissed in both senses of the word
Totally fucked off. Yes that's right I'll flick you the bird