Chris and Carly

Chris and carly
Tight as fuck like fruit and barley
You guys only met like 28 days ago
I'm staggered. You guys get on like a house on fire
You've pretty much got what most couples desire
Bet you thought I didn't hear you that first night you stayed round
I'd have had to have been deaf not to hear a sound
Girl you got dealt with
It was like a scene from an old western flick
Get in there johnsoc. Whoop that trick
This went on for ages
If it were a book it'd be pages
Long
Chris has a big schlong
And by the way I'm not trying to imply you are a whore
I'm just saying I bet you were mighty sore
After such a long ordeal
I hope you got a breakfast meal
Bedded and breakfast its got a nice ring to it
Complimentary coco pops after I hit that shit
There'll be no mints left on the pillow in the morning
Just dirty bedsheet stain discoveries whilst your yawning
What the fuck is wrong with me
Where the fucks my dignity
Kind of bird that would have a spit roast
Now a notch on johnsocs bedpost